TEXAS NACHOS...$8.5
Turn and run now! Tortilla chips topped with black bean chili, cheese, jalapeños, pico & sour cream.

JALAOPEÑO CHEESE DIP...$6.5

CHIPS & SALSA...$5.25

HOLY GUACAMOLE...$6.5
With tortilla chips & pico. Good & crunchy.

CHIPOTLE RASPBERRY & BLACK BEAN DIP...$8
Topped w/zesty chz to make yer buds tingle.Tortilla chips on da side fer sum crunch.

SUPER-DUPER WINGS...$8
Five whole meaty chickin wings dunked in So Long hot wing sauce or homemade BBQ.

FRIED PICKLES...$6.25
Six breaded & fried pickle spears served with cream chz ranch dipping sauce.

BASKET O’ O-RINGS...$7

BASKET O’ F-FRIES...$4
Kick it in the rear with jalapeño chz: $1.25

BRING DOWN THE HOUSE SALAD...
Small side...$3.75
Large...$6.25 (ya git chz
bread, too)
Iceberg lettuce, ‘maters, chz, croutons & O’s.

RED HOT CHICKIN SALAD...$9.25
Marinated and grilled chickin dunked in red hot wing sauce, bacon, tamata, cheddar chz, on-yon, egg & croutons over L. Add bleu chz...$.75

GRANNY’S KICKIN’-A COBB...$10.5
Grilled chickin, sliced egg, avocado, mushrooms, bacon, tamata & cheddar chz over L with chz bread. Pick yer dressing.

SOUTHWEST CHICKIN SALAD...$8.5
Grilled, marinated bird, salad lettuce & pico served with chz
& tossed with ranch dressing. Git it wit tortilla ribbons on
top & chz bread.

TACO SALAD...$8.5
Fried tortilla shell filled with L, black bean chili, chz, pico &
sour cream.

BIG COUNTRY POTATO SALAD...$3.5

SO LONG SLAW...$3.5

Dress it up or down:
Ranch • Bleu Chz • Caesar • Sesame Vinaigrette • Honey Mustard • Dorothy Lynch (fat-free, if you must) • Jalpeño Ranch

BLACK BEAN CHILI...$6
Seasoned ground beef, black beans, sweet corn & spicy spices, with tortilla ribbons & sour cream. Topped with chz. It’s like being home on the range. Only better.

SALOON BURGER...$8.75
Grilled to pur-fection, topped with lettuce, tamata, pickles and on-yons.

BLEU CHEESE BURGER...$9.25
Green chz=bad. Bleu chz=good! Crumbly bleu chz, bacon, L, T & O. Woah!

ALOHA...$9.25
Hello??? So Long! Topped with sultry bourbon BBQ sauce, L, T, grilled pineapple & Mozz chz.

CRANK IT UP & HEAD SOUTH...$9.25
Cross the border with a slab of green chili and melted Pepperjack chz, chipotle mayo, pico de gallo, lettuce & tortilla ribbons. Buh-bye!

JACK SMACK ...$9.25
Glazed with Jack Daniels BBQ sauce, topped with Swiss chz, grilled O, L, T & sour cream. Smack on that...

GET NEKID...$8.5
Yep, the only one like it. It’s an
8 oz. burger patty w/melted Swiss, spicy brown mustard and grilled O’s on Texas toast.

RESIST TEMPTATION...$9
We don’t do sunny-side up, but top your neat-o meat-o with a fried egg, crispy bacon, melted chz & mayo. You’ll be glad you didn’t resist.

GREEN CHILI CHEEZE...$9.5
You’ll need to knife and fork the open-faced creation, topped with green chili, green chili stew, melted chz, L, pico & sour cream.

Our meat:
Our bison proudly comes from the Flint Hills Prairie Bison Reserve. Our pure ground chuck is processed locally to our specifications. As per Kansas health code, we must cook all our meat to medium.

Served on panini Texas toast (just down the road a piece)

RED-HOT CHICKIN...$8.5
Marinated and grilled chickin, dunked in red-hot wing sauce. Top it with grilled onion cream chz, L & T. Just wing it.

BLT...$8.5
Yep, that’s it. No surprises. Mayer on the side.

GRILLIE CHEEZIE...$8
Hot, melted Swiss, American, Cheddar and Pepperjack chz.

THE BIRD ...$9
Bird’s the word. Marinated grilled chickin breast topped with guacamole, Pepperjack, bacon, L, T, O & tortilla ribbons.

PBJ...$6.25
Just like Mom made—this time, it’s with a tasty side instead of healthy stuff.

Pick yer cheeze, pleeze:
• American • Cheddar • Swiss • Mozzarella • Pepperjack •
• Parmesan • Bleu Chz Crumbles •

Git yer choice of add-ons, but it’ll cost ya:
• Cheeze $1 • Guacamole $1 • Bacon $1.25 •
• Double meat $3.5 • Fried Egg $.75 • Grilled O’s $.5 •
• Grilled Mushrooms $.5 • Chili $1 • Fresh Avocado $2 •

DRINK YER DINNER, OR DINNER WITH YER DRINKS?
We serve Pepsi &
whatever’s on tap.

Maybe, if you’re nice, we’ll give you some other beverages to wet your whistle.

SPIRITS TO MAKE YA SHINE
Well drinks...$3.25
Call-em drinks...$3.75
Preeemium liquors...$4.5
Super premium (woah)...$5
Ultra premiums...$6
Top shelf...$7

WINES BY D’GLASS
Lorval Chardonnay...$5
Beringer White Zinfandel...$5
Cupcake Pinot Grigio...$6.5
Lorval Merlot...$5
Round Hill Cab Sav...$6.5

DRAFT BEERS
(served in a not hot pint glass)
Old Milwaukee (oh, come on, y’know ya like it)...$2
Domestics...$3
(If you need to know, the
taps are at the bar.)
Premium Draft...$4

MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE
Domestics...$3.25
Imports & Microbeers (y’know, little beers)...$4.25

Special cups are the rule on game days so the prices
are different, too. Hey, they’re bigger!

BIG FAT CHOCO CAKE...$8.5
You'll want to share—it's dark, dirty, and mmm-so-good.
Six luscious layers of dark chocolate cake filled with smooth chocolate icing.
Yep, just gotta like 'em tall,
dark and rich.

GIFT CERTIFICATES
available for lucky folk
like you.
Ask your server.

SORRY, PARDNER—
during peak hours, we can’t seat ya ‘til the rest of the rancheros show up. • If yer roundin’ up six or more compadres—we’re savin’ trees, so you only get one check.

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